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Scrap Surf

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. A true inspiration for the children.

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A Story About Nothing

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Funny Conversation

Waitress:

 Hello, what would you like to drink?

Me:

 milky coffee

Waitress:

 How would you like it?

Me:

 with milk

Alice On The Roof

I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. You don’t know how to do any of those. But existing is basically all I do! No, she’ll probably make me do it. Meh.

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